Past Trails at CRAP H3
Been on a CRAP H3 trail but forgot where you were (damn beer...)? Embroiled in a criminal legal battle and need an alibi? Maybe the old memory ain’t wait she used to be. Whatever the case, you’re covered. Check out our past trails here!
Got questions? Lost some underwear in the forest? You can contact us by email, send us a message on Facebook or check out our Meetup page.
July Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Run No.: 0000
Date: Sunday, July 27, 2025
Time: 14.00
Hare(s): The Linguists
Fee: 5 euro for drinks & snacks
Location: P&R parking at S4 Strassenbahn Haltestelle Schlebusch.
Also bus connection # 260 from Köln Hauptbahnhof or Remscheid
Details: Linguists' hash in Leverkusen
Run No.: 1892
Date: Sunday, July 20, 2025
Time: 14.00
Hare(s): Local Yokal
Fee: 5 euro for drinks & snacks
Location: Local's Place in Bornheim. For the exact address, please contact us.
Details: Housewarming trail and party
Run No.: 0000
Date: Friday, July 18 2025
Time: 19.00
Hare(s): Backdoor Barbie
Fee: No fee, just bring your own beer money
Location: Meet at Rheinaue Kiosk (Ludwig-Erhard-Allee, 53175 Bonn)
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/oGzi5ahYGfVShKgF9
Details: Join us for some lovely drinks. This is a drinking practice so no trail and no hashcash. Everyone pays for their own beverages.
Public Transit: Use the subway 66 exit Bonn-Hochkreuz Rheinaue and head to the right after leaving the platform, or bus 610/611 exit Rheinaue Hauptzugang.
This is the weekend of this year's Bonner Bierbörse so there will be plenty of tasty varieties to enjoy.
June Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Run No.: 1891
Date: July 13 2025
Time: 14:00
Hare(s): Honey Bunny
Fee: 5€
Location: Honey Bunny's house, for exact address please contact us.
Maps: Honey Bunny's house, for exact address please contact us.
Details: Meet at Chez Honey Bunny, then enjoy a nice trail in the cool forests around Unkel. After the circle, the On-On-On will be at the beer garden "Salmenfang" a bit down the road.
ATTENTION for those wanting to take public transport: Coming by train is difficult. You might have to come via the other side of the Rhine River and take the pedestrian ferry from Remagen to Erpel, then a bus or the car ferry Rolandseck-Bad Honnef and cry for help. Alternatively, take the tram 66 until Bad Honnef and cry for help from there.
Run No.: 1890
Date: Sunday, 29th June 2025
Time: 2pm – 14:00h
Hare(s): Düsseldork, Snake Charmer
Fee: 5€
Location: TBD
Maps: We'll meet in Monheim am Rhein at Düsseldork's house. If you arrive by S-Bahn, get off at Langenfeld Rheinland. From there, take the bus to Monheim (about 5 km).
Please inquire on Facebook, Meetup or contact Bill's Dong by email if you're planning to come along. We can organize to meet at Langenfeld train station and go together.
There will be an on-after with snacks.
Details: Save the date. Details will follow soon!
Run No.: 1889
Date: Saturday, 7th June 2025
Time: 2pm – 14:00h
Hare(s): ChuckerFakkka & Just Sina
Fee: 5€
Location: Beatusstraße 167, 56073 Koblenz
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/gdNcjhJCrxwh6Q17A
Details: Special guest: Barely Legal Immigrant
It’s on a SADurday; it ain’t flat, it ain’t fun, just the usual ChuckaFucka shite.
There will be a pay as you go beer stop, a hill or more, a special guest providing wine, and the best on after this group ever enjoyed.
It starts at 2pm sharp. Moselweiß train station (RB81) is 5 minutes from the start. Bus stop BBS/Beatusstrasse Bus 9 from Koblenz Hbf, or Bus 6 from Stadtmitte to Heiligenweg are the closest ÖPNV stops.
May Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Run No.: 1888
Date: Saturday, May 24, 2025
Time: 5:00 PM to 8:00 PM MESZ
Hare(s): Fat Girl's Mattress
Fee: 5€
Location: Düsseldorf Hauptbahnhof (Main Station)
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/wLN5r2FenB3TytW76
Details: Live trail through the old town. Watch out for cat ears, big swords and other customary attire typical of Düsseldorf on this festive day!
Run No.: 1887
Date: Sunday, May 11, 2025
Time: 14:00
Hare(s): Honey Bunny
Fee: 5€
Location: Honey Bunny's House
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hkbdHdjAL83qPNFh8
Details: Summer is finally here. Honey Bunny's favorite beer garden is open again. Let's work up a thirst on trail before downing a few by the river side.
Unkel train station is 5 minutes from the venue.
Next airport is CGN.
April Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Run No.: 1886
Date: Saturday, 19th April 2025
Time: 2pm – 14:00h
Hare(s): Bill's Dong & whoever can be arsed to lay a runner's trail
Fee: 5€
Location: Hochkreuz Parkplatz (Hochkreuz Parking Lot), Rheinaue, Bonn Germany
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aCwGjZDJmmetpxVn6
Details: A pretty trail. Look out for eggs & weird dogs.
Date: 16 April 2025
Start: Salönchen, Quantiusstraße 18, Bonn, DE 53115
Time: 7 PM
Hare: Bareback Barbie
Desc: Join us for some lovely glug glug glug with visitors from afar!
Date: 06 April 2025
Start: Stadtparkplatz Duisburg Meiderich
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Just Dea & Loaded Taco
Desc: Joyful spring trail through Duisburg's historical industrial landscape. Bubbly, brisket and boobs (with consent) abound.
March Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Date: 16 March 2025
Start: Deutzer Brauhaus, Cologne Messe/Deutz Station, Cologne, Germany
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Local Yokel
Desc: We will celebrate St. Patricks' day drinking through Köln, wearing our Happy Coats and something green, promoting the CRAP Hash and trying to drum up a few new members.
Date: 23 March 2025
Start: EDEKA Endenich, Karlstraße 33, Bonn
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Loaded Taco & Backdoor Barbie
Desc: Prepare for an awesome trail that has been planned for weeks. Except this isn't it 🤪 But you're getting a trail anyway. It will be urban and sunny and riperian.
Date: 30 March 2025
Start: Wanderparkplatz Bergstraße, Bergstraße 41, 53844 Troisdorf
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Snake Charmer
Desc: Ok little Craperin@s! We won´t have a river crossing this time of the year but you know it is spring so we have to shake our eggs and ovaries on trail! Get the fuck to Snakehausen!