Past Trails at CRAP H3
Been on a trail but forgot where you were? Embroiled in a criminal legal battle and need an alibi? Whatever the case, you’re covered. Check out our past trails here!
January 2026
- 3 Jan 15.00 Snake's Birthday Trail - Flodelingsweg 51, 53121 Bonn
- 10 Jan 14.00 Uncle Snowman in Unkel (Honey Bunny) - Unkel
- 29 Jan 19.11 Große Sitzung der Karnevalsfreunde Manfort Rego required! (Cunning Linguist & Herr Linguist) - Forum Leverkusen
- 22 Feb 14.00 Big Tree Trail (Noble Locks & Worzel Gummidge) - Albert-Hahn-Straße 33, 47269 Duisburg (S-Bahnhof Duisburg-Großenbaum)
- 28 Feb 14.00 Darkest Köln Drinking Tour (Local Yokel) - Köln Hbf / Kölner Dom
- 1 Mar 14.00 6th Analversary Dickface (Backdoor Barbie & Dickface) - Karlstraße 33, 53115 Bonn (EDEKA Parking)
- 4 Apr 15.00 Bonn in Blossom (Local Yokel) - Bonn Hbf
- 11 Apr 15.00 Spring in Shitburg (Loaded Taco & Backdoor Barbie) - Großer Parkplatz, Landschaftspark Duisburg (903 to Theodor-Heuss-Straße)
- 26 Apr 14.00 Just another Snake Trail - Aggerstadion, Troisdorf
- 3 May 14.00 23 years Linguists in Leverkusen
🐇 14 May 14.00 Father's Day Hash - Rodenkirchener Brücke (walking trail w/ beers, bring money)
🐇 17 May 14.00 3 Clits and a wedding - Frongasse 37, 53332 Bornheim (18 to Bornheim Walberg)
🐇 14 June 14.00 Cock-Up in Werden (Master Cock & Loaded Taco) - S-Bahn Essen Werden
🐇 21 Jun 14.00 BBQ and a little walk (Horst Dick) - Lohmar
🐇 11 Jul 17.00 The Clits Summer Bash - Bornheim (no trail)
May 2026
31 May 14.00
Rhineland Riviera Experience
Hare: Honey Bunny
Start: Unkel, Deutschland
On After: Beergarden "Salmenfang"
Come to the ultimate Hashing experience at the Rhineland Riviera. Join Honey Bunny at his mansion. He lives where others spend their holidays. Run in deep forests, between vineyards and up steep mountains overlooking the Rhine valley.
Circle in the garden. Food, more beer and cocktails at the renowned beergarden "Salmenfang" 1 km downstream.
June 2026
27 Jun 14.00
Right Said Fred's Memorial Trail
Hares: Snake Charmer & Anal Pipe
Start: Wanderparkplatz Bergstraße, 53844 Troisdorf-Bergheim, Deutschland
Hey Pack, Right Said Fred´s sister is organzing a birthday party for her late brother to celebrate his life. Raul died on October 29th in 2025. The Hash is invited as well hence we will have our on-after with food and beers at Raul´s house. It will be the Snake Classico, so have a second pair of shoes with you! You won´t need more, the river is already turning in a dry bed! Let´s all come and celebrate Right Said Fred´s life along his family and muggle friends! Look for parking near the Fortuna Müllekoven soccerfield. ON ON Snake See less
August 2026
7 Aug 16.30
SWB (Slow Wanking Bastards) Trail + SWB Sommerfestival, HARE: All Hands on Dick
Start: P&R Parkplatz Ramersdorf U
On after: Parkrestaurant Rheinaue
The pl*n is to r*n, w*lk and drink, circle up, and then enjoy some more drinks while listening to Supernatural. Meeting point is the P+R Ramersdorf.
The festival location is Parkrestaurant Rheinaue and the music starts at 7:30pm. Bring some small change for the tram over the bridge (or w*lk/r*n some more). Food and beer at on-after on yourselves.
September 2025
12 Sep 14.00
Hashing in Würselen
Hares: E=MC2 and Pixel Pixie
Start: Sonnenweg 6, 52070 Aachen
27 Sep 14.00
The Ratty Ratingen Route
Hares: Noble Lockes & Worzel Gummidge
Start: Wanderparkplatz Auf der Aue, in 40882 Ratingen.
Lots of forest with a bit of residential, a long-straight running path, and lots of short-cuts for the walking wankers.
For those coming by car, set your GPS navigator for Wanderparkplatz Auf der Aue, 40882 Ratingen / GPS Coordinates: 51.304599, 6.878720 or 51°18'16"N 6°52'43"E. If that does not work, use Auf der Aue 77, 40882 Ratingen and continue about 150m further to the parking lot on the right side of Auf der Aue, before the fork in the road.
For those using public transport, get yourself to S-Bahn Ratingen Ost no later than 13:15. On Sundays, the O15 bus departs from Platform 1 at 13:20. After about 10 minutes, get off at the 7th stop, Fröbelweg. Walk up to Auf der Aue and turn right; it is then a 7 minute walk to the meeting point. Total travel time is about 17 minutes. If you miss that bus, you can walk to the meeting point, which takes about 25 minutes. Otherwise, take the next bus at 13:50 and arrive a tad late, which will earn you a down-down.
Note: The S6 S-Bahn runs between Köln (Cologne), Düsseldorf, Ratingen Ost and Essen.
On-After: It looks like we're going to have "Kaiserwetter", so we've reserved for 20 starting at 17:30. We'll take a headcount during the chalk talk to confirm.
29 Sep
C.R.A.P. H3 The Low-Mileage, High-Hydration Drinking Practice Special Edition
Hare: Loaded Taco
Start: Flynn's Inn, Bonn
Get ready to lace up your running shoes and warm up your vocal cords because the C.R.A.P. Hash House Harriers are gathering for an unforgettable evening of drinking and total nonsense!
Whether you're a seasoned Harrier with calloused feet or a curious newcomer looking to see what all the fuss is about, this is your chance to join the ultimate "drinking club with a running problem."
What to Bring:
A Thirst for Adventure
Beverage Money ( pay as you glug)
Good Humor Ready for songs, shiggy stories, and cold drinks.
The Agenda:
5% Running / Walking (Just enough to earn the first drink)
95% Circle, Down-Downs, and Socialising
Note:
Expect a ridiculously short trail designed just to earn that first cold one, following invisible flour marks leading to high-priority pub exploring. Leave the heavy hiking boots at home and bring your adventurous thirst.
See you there, On-On !
December 2025
20 Dec 19.00
CRAP Hashmas in Cologne
Hare: Snake Charmer Rego required!
Start: Malzmühle, Heumarkt 6, 50667 Köln
13 Dec 15.00
Düsseldorf Hashmas Run and Afterparty Hares: Harry Down Under
Start: Borbecker Str. 25, 40472 Düsseldorf (Please Park under the Bridge near the Realschule!)
Note: This is a Live Trail!
11 Dec 19.00
Shitburg Hashmas Market
Hares: Loaded Taco
Start: Tourist Info, Duisburg
Run No.: 0000
Date: Friday 5th December 2025
Time: 19:00
Hare(s): Snake Charmer
Fee: TBD
Location: IT IS FULLMOON! AND SANTA IS ON THE RUN! GET THE FUCK TO BONN to the last trail of the year in Bonn! It is a run and pub crawl at the same
time! Dress up! On on Snake
November 2025
Run No.: 0000
Date: Sunday 30th November 2025
Time: 14:00
Hare(s): Chucka Fucka & Backdoor Barbie
Fee:
Location: Bad Godesberg Stadthalle
Join us for a reach around the castle.
October 2025
Run No.: 0000
Date: Sunday 12th October 2025
Time: 14:00
Hare(s): Joystick, Honey Bunny
Fee: 5€
Location: Nachtigallenweg 86, 53127 Bonn, Deutschland
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/GwMGh9ePz5N1jso56
Details: Hey wankers, it’s time for another wonderful Weed Witch trail. Hopefully we’ll still have some nice weather for frolicking in and around the Venusboob.
P.S. 2025 marks ten years of hashing for the Weed Witch. Get a life!!!!
September 2025
28 Sep 14.00
Hares: Joystick & Honey Bunny
Start: Unkel Train Station
On After: Beergarden "Salmenfang"
August 2025
Run No.: 1985
Date: Sunday, August 31, 2025
Time: 2:00 PM to 5:00 PM MESZ
Hare(s): Backdoor Barbie, Little Prick & Lost in the Bush
Fee: 5€
Location: Wacholderweg, 40468 Düsseldorf, Deutschland · Düsseldorf
Maps:https://maps.app.goo.gl/ixJZSwHJYFszdLim9
Details: chool holidays are over, and C.R.A.P is going to celebrate this with the Stockumer Back-to-School Run - hosted by the Bushes.
Who will be top of the class, who will be teacher’s pet, and whose promotion is at risk? We will find out in this run hared by hare first-graders Backdoor Barbie, Little Prick and Lost in the Bush, followed by an on-on (circle and BBQ – basics provided but bring your own “premium” meat) in the Bushes' garden.
On-street parking available, public transportation by U78/U79 to Freiligrathplatz station.
Run No.: 1894
Date: Sunday, 17 August 2025
Time: 2 PM
Hare(s): Barely Legal Immigrant
Fee: 5€
Location: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=50.315815%2C%207.523188
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/Wv3U2bQxiZjSLj3i6
Details: Details to come. Find some shiggy on the Mosel in deep south CRAP Territory.
July Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Run No.: 0000
Date: Sunday, July 27, 2025
Time: 14.00
Hare(s): The Linguists
Fee: 5 euro for drinks & snacks
Location: P&R parking at S4 Strassenbahn Haltestelle Schlebusch.
Also bus connection # 260 from Köln Hauptbahnhof or Remscheid
Details: Linguists' hash in Leverkusen
Run No.: 1892
Date: Sunday, July 20, 2025
Time: 14.00
Hare(s): Local Yokal
Fee: 5 euro for drinks & snacks
Location: Local's Place in Bornheim. For the exact address, please contact us.
Details: Housewarming trail and party
Run No.: 0000
Date: Friday, July 18 2025
Time: 19.00
Hare(s): Backdoor Barbie
Fee: No fee, just bring your own beer money
Location: Meet at Rheinaue Kiosk (Ludwig-Erhard-Allee, 53175 Bonn)
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/oGzi5ahYGfVShKgF9
Details: Join us for some lovely drinks. This is a drinking practice so no trail and no hashcash. Everyone pays for their own beverages.
Public Transit: Use the subway 66 exit Bonn-Hochkreuz Rheinaue and head to the right after leaving the platform, or bus 610/611 exit Rheinaue Hauptzugang.
This is the weekend of this year's Bonner Bierbörse so there will be plenty of tasty varieties to enjoy.
June Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Run No.: 1891
Date: July 13 2025
Time: 14:00
Hare(s): Honey Bunny
Fee: 5€
Location: Honey Bunny's house, for exact address please contact us.
Maps: Honey Bunny's house, for exact address please contact us.
Details: Meet at Chez Honey Bunny, then enjoy a nice trail in the cool forests around Unkel. After the circle, the On-On-On will be at the beer garden "Salmenfang" a bit down the road.
ATTENTION for those wanting to take public transport: Coming by train is difficult. You might have to come via the other side of the Rhine River and take the pedestrian ferry from Remagen to Erpel, then a bus or the car ferry Rolandseck-Bad Honnef and cry for help. Alternatively, take the tram 66 until Bad Honnef and cry for help from there.
Run No.: 1890
Date: Sunday, 29th June 2025
Time: 2pm – 14:00h
Hare(s): Düsseldork, Snake Charmer
Fee: 5€
Location: TBD
Maps: We'll meet in Monheim am Rhein at Düsseldork's house. If you arrive by S-Bahn, get off at Langenfeld Rheinland. From there, take the bus to Monheim (about 5 km).
Please inquire on Facebook, Meetup or contact Bill's Dong by email if you're planning to come along. We can organize to meet at Langenfeld train station and go together.
There will be an on-after with snacks.
Details: Save the date. Details will follow soon!
Run No.: 1889
Date: Saturday, 7th June 2025
Time: 2pm – 14:00h
Hare(s): ChuckerFakkka & Just Sina
Fee: 5€
Location: Beatusstraße 167, 56073 Koblenz
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/gdNcjhJCrxwh6Q17A
Details: Special guest: Barely Legal Immigrant
It’s on a SADurday; it ain’t flat, it ain’t fun, just the usual ChuckaFucka shite.
There will be a pay as you go beer stop, a hill or more, a special guest providing wine, and the best on after this group ever enjoyed.
It starts at 2pm sharp. Moselweiß train station (RB81) is 5 minutes from the start. Bus stop BBS/Beatusstrasse Bus 9 from Koblenz Hbf, or Bus 6 from Stadtmitte to Heiligenweg are the closest ÖPNV stops.
Run No.: 1887
Date: Sunday, May 11, 2025
Time: 14:00
Hare(s): Honey Bunny
Fee: 5€
Location: Honey Bunny's House
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hkbdHdjAL83qPNFh8
Details: Summer is finally here. Honey Bunny's favorite beer garden is open again. Let's work up a thirst on trail before downing a few by the river side.
Unkel train station is 5 minutes from the venue.
Next airport is CGN.
May Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Run No.: 1888
Date: Saturday, May 24, 2025
Time: 5:00 PM to 8:00 PM MESZ
Hare(s): Fat Girl's Mattress
Fee: 5€
Location: Düsseldorf Hauptbahnhof (Main Station)
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/wLN5r2FenB3TytW76
Details: Live trail through the old town. Watch out for cat ears, big swords and other customary attire typical of Düsseldorf on this festive day!
April Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Run No.: 1886
Date: Saturday, 19th April 2025
Time: 2pm – 14:00h
Hare(s): Bill's Dong & whoever can be arsed to lay a runner's trail
Fee: 5€
Location: Hochkreuz Parkplatz (Hochkreuz Parking Lot), Rheinaue, Bonn Germany
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aCwGjZDJmmetpxVn6
Details: A pretty trail. Look out for eggs & weird dogs.
Date: 16 April 2025
Start: Salönchen, Quantiusstraße 18, Bonn, DE 53115
Time: 7 PM
Hare: Bareback Barbie
Desc: Join us for some lovely glug glug glug with visitors from afar!
Date: 06 April 2025
Start: Stadtparkplatz Duisburg Meiderich
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Just Dea & Loaded Taco
Desc: Joyful spring trail through Duisburg's historical industrial landscape. Bubbly, brisket and boobs (with consent) abound.
March Trails 2025 - CRAP H3
Date: 16 March 2025
Start: Deutzer Brauhaus, Cologne Messe/Deutz Station, Cologne, Germany
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Local Yokel
Desc: We will celebrate St. Patricks' day drinking through Köln, wearing our Happy Coats and something green, promoting the CRAP Hash and trying to drum up a few new members.
Date: 23 March 2025
Start: EDEKA Endenich, Karlstraße 33, Bonn
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Loaded Taco & Backdoor Barbie
Desc: Prepare for an awesome trail that has been planned for weeks. Except this isn't it 🤪 But you're getting a trail anyway. It will be urban and sunny and riperian.
Date: 30 March 2025
Start: Wanderparkplatz Bergstraße, Bergstraße 41, 53844 Troisdorf
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Snake Charmer
Desc: Ok little Craperin@s! We won´t have a river crossing this time of the year but you know it is spring so we have to shake our eggs and ovaries on trail! Get the fuck to Snakehausen!
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