Been on a CRAP H3 trail but forgot where you were (damn beer...)? Embroiled in a criminal legal battle and need an alibi? Maybe the old memory ain’t wait she used to be. Whatever the case, you’re covered. Check out our past trails here!
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Run No.: 0000
Date: Saturday, 7th June 2025
Time: 2pm – 14:00h
Hare(s): ChuckerFakkka & Just Sina
Fee: 5€
Location: Beatusstraße 167, 56073 Koblenz
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/gdNcjhJCrxwh6Q17A
Details: Special guest: Barely Legal Immigrant
It’s on a SADurday; it ain’t flat, it ain’t fun, just the usual ChuckaFucka shite.
There will be a pay as you go beer stop, a hill or more, a special guest providing wine, and the best on after this group ever enjoyed.
It starts at 2pm sharp. Moselweiß train station (RB81) is 5 minutes from the start. Bus stop BBS/Beatusstrasse Bus 9 from Koblenz Hbf, or Bus 6 from Stadtmitte to Heiligenweg are the closest ÖPNV stops.
Run No.: 0000
Date: Saturday, May 24, 2025
Time: 5:00 PM to 8:00 PM MESZ
Hare(s): Fat Girl's Mattress
Fee: 5€
Location: Düsseldorf Hauptbahnhof (Main Station)
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/wLN5r2FenB3TytW76
Details: Live trail through the old town. Watch out for cat ears, big swords and other customary attire typical of Düsseldorf on this festive day!
Run No.: 0000
Date: Sunday, May 11, 2025
Time: 14:00
Hare(s): Honey Bunny
Fee: 5€
Location: Honey Bunny's House
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/hkbdHdjAL83qPNFh8
Details: Summer is finally here. Honey Bunny's favorite beer garden is open again. Let's work up a thirst on trail before downing a few by the river side.
Unkel train station is 5 minutes from the venue.
Next airport is CGN.
Run No.: 0000
Date: Saturday, 19th April 2025
Time: 2pm – 14:00h
Hare(s): Bill's Dong & whoever can be arsed to lay a runner's trail
Fee: 5€
Location: Hochkreuz Parkplatz (Hochkreuz Parking Lot), Rheinaue, Bonn Germany
Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/aCwGjZDJmmetpxVn6
Details: A pretty trail. Look out for eggs & weird dogs.
Date: 16 April 2025
Start: Salönchen, Quantiusstraße 18, Bonn, DE 53115
Time: 7 PM
Hare: Bareback Barbie
Desc: Join us for some lovely glug glug glug with visitors from afar!
Date: 06 April 2025
Start: Stadtparkplatz Duisburg Meiderich
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Just Dea & Loaded Taco
Desc: Joyful spring trail through Duisburg's historical industrial landscape. Bubbly, brisket and boobs (with consent) abound.
Date: 16 March 2025
Start: Deutzer Brauhaus, Cologne Messe/Deutz Station, Cologne, Germany
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Local Yokel
Desc: We will celebrate St. Patricks' day drinking through Köln, wearing our Happy Coats and something green, promoting the CRAP Hash and trying to drum up a few new members.
Date: 30 March 2025
Start: Wanderparkplatz Bergstraße, Bergstraße 41, 53844 Troisdorf
Time: 2 PM
Hare: Snake Charmer
Desc: Ok little Craperin@s! We won´t have a river crossing this time of the year but you know it is spring so we have to shake our eggs and ovaries on trail! Get the fuck to Snakehausen!