CRAP H3 Mismanagement for 2025

Someone has to look after the pack and keep things running. That's why we have mismanagement.

PSA: We're due for anal erections (anual elections), put your recommendations!

Grand Master - vacant

The GM is the head of the pack who keeps count and introduces the run at chalk talk. After the run the GM leads circle, calls in virgins & visitors and calls hares into the circle to get a rating (say 6.9). Finally anniversaries, leavers and returnees.

Religious Adviser - vacant

The RA ceremonially presides over circle for sins & namings and holds full responsibility over the weather.

Hash Cash - vacant

Hash Cash holds the purse strings, collects money at the start of the run and knows how poor we really are.

Hare Razor - Backdoor Barbie

The Hare Razor (read: Hare Raiser) makes sure we have hares for upcoming trails, ideally 2, and details like the start, on-after and other basics are known.

Haberdasher - Loaded Taco

Haberdash provides us with hash gear, including getting shirts, patches, drinking vessels and many more items.

Beer Meisters - Worsel Gummidge (North), Honeybunny (South)

A hash wouldn't be a hash without the beerstops. Beer Meisters provide beers, lemonade and water before trail and for circle. And because this is such an important job we have two of them!